Thursday, May 15, 2008

My polyamorous ways attract online sleezebags!

Dear Rosezilla,

I have an online profile, and in the section of things I'm looking for, one of them is "play" aka, sex only. However, this causes sleazy, cheesy people to write to me and send unsolicited dick pictures, or try to get me to come over when we've never met in a public place. Should i just take that off the profile, and be lying about what I'm looking for?

Classy Vixen

Dear Vixen,

I would select both "play" and "dating" (but not "serious relationships"). In your profile, simply write:

"Please do not send me pictures of your genitalia, erotic novellas, or requests to meet in the basement of your serial killer's pad in the South Bronx. A tiny bit of class and common sense goes a long way."

I think that you may be coming up in the searches of a lot of indiscriminate men, the kind who spam the Internet with pants-less photos of themselves. Stay true to yourself; the good guys will shine through eventually!

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